Post by TWadmin on Feb 6, 2009 19:36:16 GMT -5
Out here in the fields
I fought for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
"Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of
boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three
doctors staffing this clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor
Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you.
I am a Board certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious disease and
nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be
here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you, this job
could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin.
Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is
Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I
have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So,
who wants me? And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
Okay.
Well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind."
Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland
Sally ,take my hand
We'll travel south crossland
Put out the fire
Don't look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
So let's get together
Before we get much older
Welcome to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. We're a fine hospital with high
standards. Our patients are of the utmost importance. Everyone is treated equal, no matter
the status or money. We have plenty of on-hand staff ready to assist you in any way, wether
it be as simple as filling out a prescription or something more time-consuming like getting a
check-up. Whatever your problem, we at PPTH can help you. Any complaints or comments
can be directed to our Chief of Hospital, Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Thank you and we hope we see you
again soon.
Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Oh..yeah
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted
Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only TEENAGE WASTELAND